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Sri & Me: Episode 15

16 December 2011

Me: “Well, I be done seen ‘bout everything… when I seen an elephant fly.” Co-worker: … Me: Hey, you’ve ever seen a elephant fly? Co-worker: ? Me: What you’ve never seen an elephant fly? Co-worker: What an elephant? Sri: Yes, you’ve never seen it? Co-worker: ??? Sri: What you don’t believe him? Co-worker: What that an elephant […]

Sri & Me: Episode 14

16 December 2011

Sri: *in discussion with co-worker* When in doubt, log-out! Co-Worker: Ahh, Sri very good rhyme there. Me: Oh, you ain’t know? That’s all we do. Rhyme and Crime, champ. Rhyme & Crime. Sri: And we do more crimes than rhymes.

Sri & Me: Episode 13

9 December 2011

Me: Ice cold, Sri… ice cold. You feel me? Sri: Yes. Me: You gotta keep it funky! Sri: I’ve got to send this email out before I do anything funky.

Sri & Me: Episode 12, “Shari Belafonte, Part 2”

9 December 2011

Me: I can download that issue of her if you want. Sri: No… no I don’t want to see. Me: Wait, you said she’s beautiful??? Sri: She is… but there’s more to beauty than being naked. Me: True… Sri: She cannot sing.

Sri & Me: Episode 11, “Shari Belafonte, Part 1”

9 December 2011

Sri: *singing Harry Belafonte* (his hero) Me: Did you see that HBO special about his life? Sri: Oh no, really? Me: Yeah… *pause* Sri: Was his daughter (Shari) in it??? Me: I don’t believe so, maybe briefly it was more about his life. Sri: Oh, man… she’s beautiful. Me: Let me guess… you have her […]

Sri & Me: Episode 10

9 December 2011

Me: “outta dis wooooooorrrrrrld… are you aaaaaaaaa-lien? outta dis wooooooorrrrrrld… are you aaaaaaaaa-lien???” Sri: No, no more am I a resident alien, I am naturalized.

Sri & Me: Episode 9

9 December 2011

Me: I gotta make moves, Sri. Sri: What moves? Me: Moves… got moves to make. Sri: Move? Well, move… don’t sit there… move.

Sri & Me: Episode 8

9 December 2011

Me: You gotta snapcrackleandpop, homie! Sri: ? Me: You gotta SNAPCRACKLEandPOP! Sri: Can you go more slowly for me? Me: You got to Snap… Crackle… and Pop… Sri: I got the pop… the snapping and crackle, I’m not so sure.

Sri & Me: Episode 7

9 December 2011

Sri: My kids are making fun of me… Me: ? Sri: They tell me, “Dad, you have a hair standing on your head.” Me: LOL! Sri: :-/

Sri & Me: Episode 6

9 December 2011

Male Co-Worker: You got that shirt in 3X? Me: Yup… Male Co-Worker: 3X? Me: Yeah, no problem… I got you. Male Co-Worker: 3X? Because I need it in a 3X, man. Sri: Yes, that we ALL know.

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